The story that never ends...

[Guest Ron]

The fire brigade put out the chip pan fire and apart from a sooty ceiling all was well. Phil made a cup of tea and sat pondering the biscuit crisis, after a few minutes "I know" he thought, "I will start a biscuit factory that only makes custard creams" but as he was thinking what a great idea there was a loud knocking on the front door.....

[Clicker]

Undaunted , Phil leapt on  to the running  boards of a passing vintage  VW  Beetle  with  air conditioning, ,

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and asked the driver  to  ......

Edited September 28, 2015 by Clicker

[Korky]

take him to Belinda's place. He needed love, he needed passion and he needed custard creams. He knew Belinda could provide all three and she'd gladly give him.....

[Guest Ron]

the first two but she was out of custard creams, oh no he thought passion without custard creams is just unthinkable.....   

[Paul]

... the chance to dunk his...

[Clicker]

usual bedtime biscuit was quickly evaporating   as fast as the reputation of the car that had brought him to Belinda's  abode...so  throwing caution to the wind ....

[Korky]

and wearing just his Y-Fronts and a pair of pink pumps, he sprinted down to Mr Patel's corner shop. The shop had closed, but squinting through the front door keyhole, Phil could clearly make out just one packet of.....

[Clicker]

his beloved  night time snack ..... balanced on the shelf next to the fork handles and the four candles, (Mr Ronnie  Patel sold anything and everything in his Emporium)

 Should  he ring the bell and  awaken  him or ......

[FUJI]

"CRUMBS! this IS getting exciting" he thought....................

[CanonChrissy]

and decided to look on Google to treat himself by buying a......

[FUJI]

Mary Berry Biscuit Baking Cookbook..........................

[Korky]

Yes, that had to be it - the cookbook! As Phil stood browsing Amazon on his iPhone, he looked up and his tiny heart sank. A figure was approaching from the shadows, it was none other than his old adversary Inspector Dick Twiddler, the most feared police officer in.......... 

[ChrisLumix]

...Legoland, where biscuits come stacked together with very small cylindrical plastic extrusions, and the chances of getting an edible custard cream are about as likely as...

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[FUJI]

PC Dick Twiddler using his truncheon to ......................................................

[Korky]

finding Ant and Dec funny. "Hello, hello, hello" said Inspector Twiddler. "What's all this then young feller-mi-lad? Just what are you a doing of? "Nuffink" replied Phil, I was just"............ 

[Clicker]

about to explain what a double entendre  was...... to  my forum readers .....when you popped up and ......

[ChrisLumix]

...fell over Dick Twiddler's truncheon ...

 

[FUJI]

" Popped Up? Popped Up!...........I haven't popped up in years Phil gushed,  ( he often does that when over excited) ....." Never mind he muttered as he.....

[Korky]

sat on the steps to Mr Patel's shop and began to explain the enormity of the biscuit crisis to Dick Twiddler. Twiddler listened intently, thought for a few moments and then spoke slowly and calmly. "I can see yer a bit troubled, young Phil, them there custard creams have got you in a right ol' tizz of a wozz. But what if we sent for............ 

[ChrisLumix]

...Gary Baldy? He's been in Legoland long enough to know his custard cream from his...

[FUJI]

Cream Crackers......hese got enormous Cream Crackers 'e 'as........not as tasty as Custard Creams, but a good deal healthier lad" ......... At this point Phil screamed and............

[Clicker]

pointed at  the lone packet of Custard Creams on the  shelf. .... He should have  known better really because his screams woke up Mr Patel who opened the shop door   and the resultant flood of light revealed  Phil's meagre attire ( remember ... y fronts and pink pumps !)   to the officer who was so shocked that he ...

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[FUJI]

He dropped his truncheon, then in a panic he handcuffed Phil to Mrs Patel only to discover..........

[Phoenix]

that Mrs Patel was clutching a skinny, homeless kitten.

[ChrisLumix]

Recovering his composure he picked up his truncheon, delivered a sharp blow on the patella to Mrs Patel, who screamed and dropped the kitten on...