tucked up from the rain

[fuzzyedges]

[ChrisLumix]

Hardly - snails LOVE the rain!

[fuzzyedges]

Hardly - snails LOVE the rain!

Not this one I think he had issues

I lkie snails when it rains because they climb up out of the way of the water and I dont have to bend to photograph them

[Korky]

Sometimes, I think your shots are a bit too tightly cropped, but on this one it works brilliantly.

 

The raindrops (I hope they are raindrops and not the result of a sneeze) really make the shot.

 

Korky

[fuzzyedges]

 

 

The raindrops (I hope they are raindrops and not the result of a sneeze) really make the shot.

 

Korky

Really even Mizz Flange has given up on you

[CanonChrissy]

I dont get the flange jokes...but a cracking well composed shot

[fuzzyedges]

I dont get the flange jokes

Mizz Flange is the matron at korkys care home

Well at least in Korkys world

[ChrisLumix]

Mizz Flange is the matron at korkys care home

Well at least in Korkys world

 

No no no! Matron is Matron (unnamed?). Brenda Flange is - if I've read it right - a fellow inmate with access to various bottled output from a brewery...

[Paul]

Lovely banded snail Fuzzy.

 

Paul.

[CanonChrissy]

AH,right...........I understand. Y'alright Korky? Haha

[Korky]

It's Dorothy Flange - ex brewery worker from Hull.

 

Brenda (later Brendan) was the person in the garden shed when Jimmy Scissors set fire to it.

 

Do keep up!

 

Apologies for another thread hijack - I really do like the snail image.

 

Korky

[Barbara]

I dont get the flange jokes...but a cracking well composed shot

Chrissy, have a look at Korky's signature "Howling Dog" 

[Guest]

Oh I do like reading your banter

 

Chrissy have a look at http://www.howlingdog.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/page2/page5/seasonal.html - priceless!

 

Oh yes............ Super pic that man.

[THELONGMAN]

Lovely image, clean, sharp, great colours, so simple but so effective, Nice one Fuzzy,

 

Geoff

[fuzzyedges]

Mizz Flange is the matron at korkys care home

Well at least in Korkys world

Sorry about that

I was distracted at the time by the window cleaners wife, who besides being a forceful yet attractive women has kleptomaniac tendancys and now my best wilco bucket and inherited chamy leather, with sentimental value, has gone missing

What is the name of Matron Korky does she have window cleaning relatives in Yorkshire ?

[Korky]

I can state quite categorically that Matron has no Yorkshire window cleaning connections whatsoever. She was born in the coldest part of Bavaria and following an education keenly focussed on music, poetry and martial arts, she trained in the care of the elderly at the Eichmann Altplonker Schule in Munich. Her full name and title is Frau Adolfina von Knackermangler.

 

She sends her warmest wishes and trusts that she may have the opportunity to provide her special brand of care for you in your later years. Providing you aren't incontinent. She doesn't do incontinent.

 

I trust that helps, thank you for your interest.

 

Korky 

[FUJI]

She sends her warmest wishes and trusts that she may have the opportunity to provide her special brand of care for you in your later years. Providing you aren't incontinent. She doesn't do incontinent.

You taking the ....P ....Korky?

FUJI

[fuzzyedges]

I can state quite categorically that Matron has no Yorkshire window cleaning connections whatsoever.

 

 

 

She may not be related to the window cleaners wife but the last name Knackermangler is not a common name and only two doors down from me is a common man with just that name

Alice knackermangler, obviously with a name like Alice he became a butcher, specializing in sweatmeats

Thank Frau Adolfina von Knackermangler for her kind offer but there is no way I am going over the hill to Lancashire, as tempting as it is

[Korky]

Guten Abend, Herr Fuzzy 

 

My inmate Korkskrew (that is what we call him, it is funny ja?) has shown me your writings in your little picture people group and has asked me to say a few words to you about myself and my love for the elderly peoples of your glorious England.

 

But I don't want to do that. Instead I want to say that I can provide very special services for naughty little men like you, Herr Fuzzybobs. Do you like intense pain? Do you like a little taste of the tight rubber lederhosen? Do you like ice cold wasser dribbling on the parts where ice cold wasser should not be dribbling? Do you like a little fun with the bicycle clips? Ja? Well then.......

 

I am highly skilled. I have very reasonable rates. The first 30 minutes are free. My batteries never run low. I can travel. I also do piercings. I look forward to hearing from you very soonest.

 

Frau Knackermangler

 

P.S. Wo ist Yorkshire? Is that the country where the men wear skirts and toss cabers?

[ChrisLumix]

[KateW]

[NannyFerret]

A smashing picture and an hilarious thread. Lol.

[fuzzyedges]

Guten Abend, Herr Fuzzy 

 

My inmate Korkskrew (that is what we call him, it is funny ja?) has shown me your writings in your little picture people group and has asked me to say a few words to you about myself and my love for the elderly peoples of your glorious England.

 

But I don't want to do that. Instead I want to say that I can provide very special services for naughty little men like you, Herr Fuzzybobs. Do you like intense pain? Do you like a little taste of the tight rubber lederhosen? Do you like ice cold wasser dribbling on the parts where ice cold wasser should not be dribbling? Do you like a little fun with the bicycle clips? Ja? Well then.......

 

I am highly skilled. I have very reasonable rates. The first 30 minutes are free. My batteries never run low. I can travel. I also do piercings. I look forward to hearing from you very soonest.

 

Frau Knackermangler

 

P.S. Wo ist Yorkshire? Is that the country where the men wear skirts and toss cabers?

hi korky

Thank Frau for me but on this occasion I will have to decline her exciting offer

I considered it for a while whilst watching the window cleaners wife whilst see gave the upper bedroom window a good going over, her chasse movement whilst leathering the top opening double glazed window is a sight to behold, I imagined her in bicycle clips but the overpowering image of Frau Knackermangler kept overshadowing my reverie Is it true that when she enters the room its like the sun setting and the only noise heard is the clinking of the chrome leg chains in her right hand

Please tell her that yorkshire is where men wear whippets and toss flat caps

[ChrisLumix]

Please tell her that yorkshire is where men wear whippets and toss flat caps

 

Toss flat caps? They must be SOFT IN THE HEAD.