The story that never ends...

[FUJI]

...........At that moment Phil's ponderings are interupted, by the Jam Factory security guards......

He is gagged and bound

and then...upended...

on a rope he is suspended.....

over a bottomless pit untended

terrified that he might fall

he spots a note pinned

to the wall....

scrawled in ink just as a pen did

He reads......

" THIS STORY IS NOW ENDED!"

 

Unlesss................

 

 

[Phoenix]

THIS STORY HAS NOW ENDED.

I have enjoyed your bizarre imaginations and now I have an insight into the people who lurk here

Firstly we need to tell Phil that we really do love him and this was all just a bundle of fun.

Secondly, ..... await the never ending story #2 - it might just be yours!

[FUJI]

THIS STORY HAS NOW ENDED.

I have enjoyed your bizarre imaginations and now I have an insight into the people who lurk here

Firstly we need to tell Phil that we really do love him and this was all just a bundle of fun.

Secondly, ..... await the never ending story #2 - it might just be yours!

WHOA? 

Methinks Pheonix is a .....psychiatrist, a counsellor, or an author??????        

FUJI 

[Phoenix]

WHOA? 

Methinks Pheonix is a .....psychiatrist, a counsellor, or an author??????        

FUJI 

or just another party pooper!!! we will await story # 2, It might be about you

[Korky]

I go away to spend a few days in the woods with the elves and pixies and I return to find the story that never ends has er............ ended. Bugger!

Korky

[Black Pearl]

Unfortunately no one told the story it had ended almost of its own accord it is still carrying on, only now it is trying to confuse Korky

 

....next.....

[Phil]

Determined not to be beaten Korky headed east for the lush green lands of Yorkshire, leaving behind the drab grey that is... the dark side. On his approach to Goole he....

[Black Pearl]

Dropped his latest copy of Bobble Hat Monthly which was then picked up by...

[Korky]

Different styles of bobble hat available. As soon as he arrived home he logged on to Bobble Hat World and immediately placed an order for three dozen........

[Phil]

cardboard donuts, the memories of his days making his very own bobbles for the Women's Institute came flooding back. Grinning excitedly he placed himself at his letter box when what should pop through but...

[Black Pearl]

three pairs of Aran stitch underpants, with bobbles on the back for.....

[Korky]

poo. Dog poo. And from a very big dog an' all. Sadly, bobble hat fanciers are still regarded as perverts by the good folk of Yorkshire. Undaunted, George resolved to go out into the wide world and spread the message of love and peace and..............

[Black Pearl]

Because he got so excited he keeled over dead. His wife at first distraught was suddenly overcome with giddiness at the sight of unopened knitted knickers, she.....

[FUJI]

Too absolutely loved Bobbles, she had bobbles here, bobbles there, and even tiny little bobbles on her.........

[Korky]

suspenders. Oh how George loved those suspenders - he'd often wear them on his day off and wander the streets of Grimsby asking off-duty fishermen if they'd like to.....

[FUJI]

Unravel his bobbles......little did poor George realise, that they only needed that superfine thread for...........

Edited October 18, 2015 by FUJI

[Korky]

fishing. Deep in Icelandic waters, the men of Grimsby risk their lives to provide cod for the folk of Yorkshire. There's nowt a lad from Goole likes better than a great big bag of............

[FUJI]

Pork Scratchings and a pint or two of Pendle Piddle, a brew so potent, the Trawler men use it to clean their gear with, especially when..............

[Korky]

their nuts get rusty. Anyroadup, we digress............ After giving a trawlerman a bit of fun round the back of the Co-Op, George set off back for home. Just as he was passing the bus shelter near the cinema, he noticed that.....

[Black Pearl]

Even though he had died several sentences earlier he could still be seen and so decided to....

Edited October 19, 2015 by Black Pearl

[Clicker]

...use this ability to materialise as a ghostly apparition to  enhance his reputation as a really......

[FUJI]

Fine Actor...........so he donned his.........

[Black Pearl]

Clogs and went to the local park for a dance with...

[FUJI]

Cloggy Clara from the Barnsley Cloggers, unknown to the ghost of George, she is partial to a Spirit or two, the two are in a close claggy clogging embrace when..........

[Korky]

in bursts Clara's bloke, Walter Wetwang. He's big, he's mean, he's as ugly and as hairy as a Yorkshireman should be and he's spotted George showing Clara how to give a man a proper good.............