A story for you all.....

[FUJI]

Sat listening to online radio this morning, I chanced upon this .....

A young chap had just left school ready to go to University........since being a small boy and right up to now, he had been totally absorbed by all things Farming, especially Tractors......he even joined a Tractor Appreciation Club, later becoming chairman.......probably the most enthusiastic fan of tractors in the UK.

Last week after the School Prom, his long time friends and fellow club members were amazed to hear him announce that he had sold all his tractor models, given away his tractor magazines and resigned from the club.........he then said proudly that he was now an.................

.................. Ex- Tractor-Fan

One eyed FUJI

PS......My eye and I are making progress but slowly, the internal wobbling water bubble is diminishing so is less distracting.......I do go for the short walk into town and back......I wear a black eye patch, and my beard is developing.

[Denis]

[Leon]

inline or centrifugal?

[Terry]

[ChrisLumix]

Noah decided that he couldn't fit all the fish he wanted on board, so he added an extra layer to God's measurements.

 

But it still wasn't enough, so he added another..

 

..then another..

 

..and another..

 

until God got a bit p*ssed off with him, and said "Noah, what on earth you got there? Those weren't my designs".

 

And Noah replied, explaining what he was trying to do, whereupon God exclaimed "Ah, I get it. You've just invented the -

 

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- multi-storey carp ark"

[FUJI]

Chris!

That is even worse......I like it though.

One eyed FUJI

[CanonChrissy]

Haha. nice start to the day reading this. Glad to hear u r ok Fuji.