THE VOICE

[FUJI]

INTRODUCING!

 

Miss.......BELLE PEPPER....

 

FUJI

[ChrisLumix]

She seems to have an epic lottis...

[Korky]

That's made me have funny dreams, that has...........

I was just browsing around Chorley fruit and veg market when suddenly this little red pepper began speaking to me. "Lookin' for a good time, big boy?' - at first, I didn't know where the voice was coming from, but as I bent down to squeeze a melon, I heard it again. ' You can give me a little squeeze too, if you fancy. Go on, give me a try, I love a bit of proper attention'. I slid my hand around the little pepper and began to caress it in a way I'd never caressed a vegetable before. It was then I felt the power of Mrs K's elbow - right in the solar plexus.

Korky

 

[CanonChrissy]

Korky maybe you need to change your pills! Fuji I love it